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I was out in the garden all day yesterday.. I ironed the lawn... smoothed out the grass... put every blade in it's place...
and I still missed the putt anyway.
(ca. 1948)

I bought a horse with four other guys... I don't know which of it belongs to me... but I think it's the part you don't put the two dollars on.

Well, we're coming up on June, the month of weddings. You know marriage is making a big comeback. I know personally that in Hollywood people are marrying people they never married before. (5/25/1982)

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